I wanna be a papparazi when I grow up!

Another cool game for when your bored! Ever wanted to be a papparazi and snap heaps of cool photos of famous people? Check out this game, watch out for Paris Hilton and Michael Jackson's crazy zoo animals! good luck, I didn't even get on the scoreboard!

Play the Papparazi Game...

Funnies...

1. A bicycle can't stand alone because it is two-tired.
2. What's the definition of a will? It's a dead giveaway.
3. Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.
4. A backward poet writes inverse.
5. In democracy it's your vote that counts; In feudalism it's your count that votes.
6. She had a boyfriend with a wooden leg, but broke it off.
7. A chicken crossing the road is poultry in motion.
8. If you don't pay your exorcist you get repossessed.
9. With her marriage she got a new name and a dress.
10. Show me a piano falling down a mineshaft and I'll show you A-flat minor.
11. When a clock is hungry it goes back four seconds.
12. The man who fell into an upholstery machine is fully recovered.
13. A grenade thrown into a kitchen in France would result in Linoleum Blownapart.
14. You feel stuck with your debt if you can't budge it.
15. Local Area Network in Australia: the LAN down under.
16. He often broke into song because he couldn't find the key.
17. Every calendar's days are numbered.
18. A lot of money is tainted. 'Taint yours and 'taint mine.
19. A boiled egg in the morning is hard to beat.
20. He had a photographic memory which was never developed.
21. A plateau is a high form of flattery.
22. The short fortune-teller who escaped from prison was a small medium at large.
23.Those who get too big for their britches will be exposed in the end.
24. When you've seen one shopping center you've seen a mall.
25. Those who jump off a Paris bridge are in Seine.
26. When an actress saw her first strands of gray hair, she thought she'd dye.
27. Bakers trade bread recipes on a knead to know basis.
28. Santa's helpers are subordinate clauses.
29. Acupuncture is a jab well done.

Deal or no Deal?

Ever watched that show on TV and wanted to strangle the person for turning down the $187,000 offer from the bank. Well now you can decide at home for yourself which cases should stay and which has $1,000,000 stashed in it. The only thing differing from the real thing, is the money, I won $300,000 and am stll waiting for my oversized cheque! I'm gonna email every day til i get it Channel 9! Hahaha...

Play Deal or No Deal...

Australian baked beans...

A group of baked beans were hitchhiking in Queensland and ended up in Cairns! Baddum Tsch!

Australians....

I love Australia, really, but Australia Day causes such a loss of Australian face. I mean really, we celebrate on the river in Perth and by the time the morning comes there are millions of pieces of rubbish, some of which are blown into the river. Fantastic! Lets celebrate we are Australian by littering the foreshore and our already disgusting river. I havent gone to the foreshore for a few years now, I would rather not get mobbed by gangs of crazy people. I would not like to wallow through the muck just to watch a billion-or-so dollar lights show for half an hour. Not that I don't love the fireworks, its just that every year, they spend more money, more time, more effort on creating better, bigger Lottery West Fireworks than the year before, dont they have better things to spend their money on?!? Gees, there are people starving in this world and we spend millions on pretty lights in the sky!!!! Am I the only one to see this as wrong?? *sighs*

Any way, that wasn't the only this I saw that I was dissapointed in, sometimes I'm ashamed to be Australian. As most people who read this know, I work in the City of Perth in Western Australia. I work right near one of the busiest shops in the city and see lots of interesting things. What I am about to say is not meant to be anti-aboriginal (my sister is quarter-cast) but this aboriginal lady was following two passive beautiful ladies in full hijabs and traditional dress (see picture) swearing her Australian head off at them! These poor ladies had done nothing to provoke this attack. Is this what has become of Australians? This is the attituide the media is spreading and are we stupid enough to judge people by their religion, their beliefs, their clothes?!?!?! What is going on!!!! How dare this woman follow and abuse them and tell them they should get out of her country. She then yelled at them that she was an educated woman, obviously not well enough. It sickens me!

My matey Bluey...

Well this post is to celebrate the fact that I do indeed have friends!! WaHoo! Bluey (inset with me!) has been a great friend of mine for about 6 years. We have a long and complicated history which I wont bother to explain just yet, but I am glad to have him as a friend and to add his brand new blog straight into my favourites. I warn you all, if you venture onto his blog you will find lots of UNWRITTEN LAW and phsycho hippie babble. Enjoy! and welcome to the blogosphere Bluey!

Mmmmmmmm Stoned!

How cute is that! hahaha

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Thankyou!

My heartfelt appreciation goes out to all of you who have taken
the time and trouble to send me "forwards" over the past 12 months.

Thank you for making me feel safe, secure, blessed and healthy.

Extra thanks to whoever sent me the email about rat crap in the glue
on envelopes - cause I now have to go get a wet towel every time I
need to seal an envelope.

Also, I scrub the top of every can I open for the same reason.
Because of your genuine concern, I no longer drink Coca Cola
because I know it can remove toilet stains, which is not exactly an
appealing characteristic.

I no longer check the coin return on pay phones because I could be
pricked with a needle infected with AIDS.

I no longer use cancer-causing deodorants even though I smell like a
water buffalo on a hot day.

I no longer go to shopping malls because someone might drug me with a
perfume sample and rob me.

I no longer eat KFC because their "chickens" are actually horrible
mutant freaks with no eyes or feathers.

I no longer worry about my soul because at last count, I Have
363,214 angels looking out for me.

Thanks to you, I have learned that God only answers my prayers if I
forward an e-mail to seven of my friends and make a wish within five
minutes.

I no longer have any savings because I gave it to a sick girl on the
internet who is about to die in the hospital (for the 1,387,258th
time).

I no longer have any money at all in fact - but that will change
once
I receive the $15,000 that Microsoft and AOL are sending me for
participating in their special on-line email program.

Yes, I want to thank you all so much for looking out for me that I
will now return the favour!

If you don't send this e-mail to at least 144,000 people in the next
minutes, a large pigeon with a wicked case of diahorrea will land on
your head at 5:00 PM (EST) this afternoon. I know this will occur
because it actually happened to a friend of my next door neighbor's
ex-mother-in-law's second husband's cousin's beautician.

DO IT NOW OR ELSE.

And have a nice day!

Catcha later

hrrrmmmm yess...

So its been ages since I blogged, I'm gonna make lots of excuses like;

It was Christmas
It was New Years
I've been working
I've been sleeping

ect ect. and then I'm going to promise New Years pics and blah blah blah.

Who cares.

I at least have been watching my people counter going up slowly over the holiday season and am proud to say I have finally reached the big 1000! WaHoo! You can't tell by looking at my comments section though

*hint hint nudge nudge*

I have a strange feeling though that people are just Google-ing the words 'Christmas' and 'Pressies' and stumbling onto my blog, saying 'What the hell is this crap' and pressing the back button.

*sigh*

That's probably what I would do any way :p

Will blog again when I find something remotely interesting.