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Thursday, April 27, 2006


Whenever life sends difficult situations my way and I start to fret, I just think to myself "do it for Bill Cosby". Like when I was fighting in the trenches in Iraq, and the enemy was upon us, I rose up with my gun in the air and shouted, "Come on boys! This one's for Bill Cosby!". And by Bill Cosby's beard we triumphed!

Friday, April 21, 2006

Nice One Cazza!!

While a doctor is operating on the hand of a 90-year-old man, the doctor asked his patient how he thought George W. Bush was doing as President. The old man said, "Ya know, Bush is a post turtle." Not knowing what the old man meant, the doctor asked him what a "post turtle" was. He said, "Did you ever drive down a country road and come across a fence post with a turtle balanced on top? You know he didn't get there by himself, he doesn't belong there, he can't get anything done while he's up there, and you just want to help the poor thing down. That's a post turtle.

Monday, April 10, 2006

Just To Let You Know...

I passed my Phase One Driving Test.
Now have only 25hrs to complete in my LogBook.
One Month and counting and I will have my Licence!

Saturday, April 08, 2006

20 Ways to Maintain a Healthy Level of Insanity

1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point aHair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.
2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.
3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, Ask If They Want Frieswith that.
4. Put Your Garbage Can On Your Desk And Label It "In."
5. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks. Once Everyone has GottenOver Their Caffeine Addictions,Switch to Espresso.
6. In The Memo Field Of All Your Cheques, Write "For SmugglingDiamonds"
7. Finish All Your sentences with "In Accordance With The Prophecy."
8. Don't use any punctuation
9. As Often As Possible, Skip Rather Than Walk.
10. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a seriousface.
11. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is "To Go."
12. Sing Along At The Opera
13. Go To A Poetry Recital And Ask Why The Poems Don't Rhyme
14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area And Play tropical SoundsAll Day.
15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their PartyBecause You're Not In The Mood .
16. Have Your Co-workers Address You By Your Wrestling Name, RockBottom.
17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream "I Won!, I Won!"
18. When Leaving The Zoo, Start Running Towards The Parking lot, Yelling"Run For Your Lives, They're Loose!!"
19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner. "Due To The Economy, We Are Going ToHave To Let One Of You Go."
20. And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity....... Tell Everyone You Know About My Blog!!! LOL

Tuesday, April 04, 2006

PMH Day...

Well, as we all know, I work for Bakers Delight and on Saturday the 1st we donated $1 from every six pack of hot cross buns to the infant ward at Princess Margaret Hospital! And so, to celebrate this day, in the crazy way we Bakers Delightians do, we dressed up as doctors and nurses. My friend Kylie and I even managed to convince a few people we were actually nurses! Hahaha! Any way, the point of this post is that my boss took the funniest photo of me, very early in the morning and I just had to share it with everyone! So here ya go: