Quick and Dirty IQ Test!

Your IQ Is 115

Your Logical Intelligence is Below Average Your Verbal Intelligence is Genius Your Mathematical Intelligence is Exceptional Your General Knowledge is Above Average

A Quick and Dirty IQ Test

Yes, ok, so I'm bored, but hey, I just had to share with you that I AM a genius!

What age do you act?

You Are 23 Years Old

20-29: You are a twentysomething at heart. You feel excited about what's to come... love, work, and new experiences.

What Age Do You Act?

Oh Dear! I'm not 20 for another two or three weeks and this says I act 23!!!
*faints*

Tagged!!

*sighs* Ok so I've been tagged by Olivebranch (surprise surprise) to do this assignment thingo. Sorry people, I took as long as I could before having to do it. So here we go...

Seven things I plan to do:

1. Quit smoking on my birthday
2. Finish my traineeship
3. Work hard
4. Eat properly
5. Sleep properly
6. Travel
7. Cuddle Olive

Seven things I can do:

1. Cuddle Olive
2. Be an annoyance
3. Type really fast!
4. Cook!
5. Coax people to comment on my blog ;)
6. Read a book in two days!
7. Share my sickness with the whole household! (I always was good at sharing)

Seven things I can't do:

1. Go without Olive for more than two days!
2. Cartwheels (my wrist can't hold my weight, though I used to do gymnastics)
3. Go too long without visiting my Mummy (who doesnt read my blog!)
4. Anything....when I'm sick :(
5. Warm my hands and feet in winter
6. Sleep through the night without waking
7. Can't wait for my best mate to turn 18 so we can hit the town!!! WaHoo!

Seven things I say most often:

1. Piiiiieeeee (pet name for Olive)
2. I'm hungry! My tummy hurts!
3. Bayyyyybeeeee, I love you! (when I want something)
4. What's for dinner?
5. Pick me up from the trainstation?
6. It's Bing!
7. The best (insert thing) eva!

Seven people I want to pass this tag onto:

Well, I dont know seven people, cos I have no friends, so if ya feel like doing it, leave a comment and do it!

The House

Was just reading through The Seeker's blog, got some interesting stuff there.

The House caught my attention, an interactive flash game. You go into a house that no one has lived in since the family of four who were the last residents, mysteriously died! Enter The House and find out what happened to them. You definately have to click on everything more than once, which is an annoyance but tis good fun!

Check it out...

Thanks!

Thanks for the comments, at least someone reads my blog! The only problem is the complaints I receive from my boyfriend, Olive, because I get more comments than him! Hahahaha! Yess! My blog is betterer than yours! Teehee!

Road Rage

Olive and I were nearly killed the other day by an angry driver!! It was insane!!

Olive picked me up from the train station after work the other day and we had only gone about a hundred metres up the road when this car came zooming up at close to 100km/hr (in a 60km/hr zone!), hooned right up our ass then overtook when we were so close to a roundabout. Olive got angry 'What the f*ck' and flipped the bird at this guy. The driver of the other car slammed his breaks on right in front of us and got out of his car yelling and shaking his fist. He started towards us and Olive put the car into reverse and moved away slowly. The guy got back in his car so fast and reversed his car as fast as he could towards us! I freaked! He was trying to smash Olives band new shiney car! He's only had it for bout a month! And this car would've wreaked his car completely! Not to mention the cars behind us who were still moving towards us while we were reversing!

So, Olive took evasive action and moved into the other side of the road, still reversing! All the way back to the train station. The guy didn't follow us that far but Gee-sus!

I managed to get his licence plate number and we filed a report with the police. I'm always telling Olive that he shouldn't flip his finger at other drivers cos there are some crazy people out there who would do anything. I'm sure that his car would have been damaged if it wasn't for his quick thinking but it wouldn't have happened if he hadn't shown the other driver that particular finger.

Moral of the story: Watch out for angry drivers, don't flip the bird, make sure you know how to drive your car to avoid situations like this one!

REPEAT POST - WHY NO COMMENTS!?!?!

I dont know why bloggers who read blogs dont comment! WHY? How are we supposed to know what you guys think of our blogs? And dont tell me through email! I want other people who come and read this site to be able to read the comments made by others, except there are none! WHY!?! COMMENT DAMN YOU! :p~~

Or does no one love me? :~(

You don't have to own a cat to appreciate this one...

A couple was dressed and ready to go out for the evening. They turned on a night-light, turned the answering machine on the phone line, covered their pet parakeet and put the cat in the backyard.

They phoned the local cab company and requested a taxi. The taxi arrived and the couple opened the front door to leave their house.

The cat they had put out into the yard scoots back into the house.

They don't want the cat shut in the house because "she" always tries to eat the bird. The wife goes out to the taxi while the husband goes inside to get the cat. The cat runs upstairs, the man in hot pursuit.

The wife doesn't want the driver to know the house will be empty. She explains to the taxi driver that her husband will be out soon. "He's just going upstairs to say goodbye to my mother."

A few minutes later, the husband gets into the cab. "Sorry I took so long," he says, as they drive away. "Stupid bitch was hiding under the bed. Had to poke her with a coat hanger to get her to come out! Then I had to wrap her in a blanket to keep her from scratching me. But it worked. I hauled her fat ass downstairs and threw her out into the back yard!"

The cabdriver hit a parked car...

I am Goober Liverhiney

From Shambles & Rambles

The following in an excerpt from a children's book, "Captain Underpants
And the Perilous Plot of Professor Poopypants" by Dave Pilkey. The
evil Professor forces everyone to assume new names......

Use the third letter of your first name to determine your new first
name

a = poopsie b = lumpy c = buttercup
d = gadget e = crusty f = greasy
g = fluffy h = cheeseball i = chim-chim
j = stinky k = flunky l = bootie
m = pinky n = zippy o = goober
p = doofus q = slimy r = loopy
s = snotty t = tootie u = dorkey
v = squeezit w = oprah x = skipper
y = dinky z = zsa-zsa

Use the second letter of your last name to determine the first half of
your new last name:
a = apple b = toilet c = giggle
d = burger e = girdle f = barf
g = lizard h = waffle i = cootie
j = monkey k = potty l = liver
m = banana n = rhino o = bubble
p = hamster q = toad r = gizzard
s = pizza t = gerbil u = chicken
v = pickle w = chuckle x = tofu
y = gorilla z = stinker

Use the fourth letter of your last name to determine the second half of
your new last name:
a = head b = mouth c = face
d = nose e = tush f = breath
g = pants h = shorts i = lips
j = honker k = butt l = brain
m = tushie n = biscuits o = hiney
p = chunks q = toes r = buns
s = fanny t = sniffer u = sprinkles
v = kisser w = squirt x = humperdinck
y = brains z = juice

Thus, for example, George W. Bush's new name is Goober Chickenshorts.

William Jefferson Clinton is Bootie Liverbiscuits.

Now when you SEND THIS ON...use your new name as the subject.

And remember that children laugh an average of 146 times a day; adults
laugh an average of 4 times a day.

Put more laughter in your day.

A Womans Poem

Now I lay me
Down to sleep
I pray the Lord
My shape to keep.
Please no wrinkles
Please no bags
And please lift my butt
Before it sags.
Please no age spots
Please no gray
And as for my belly,
Please take it away.
Please keep me healthy
Please keep me young,
And thank you Dear Lord
For all that you've done.

Dear Dad

A father passing by his son's bedroom was astonished to see the bed was nicely made and everything was picked up. Then he saw an envelope propped up prominently on the center of the bed. It was addressed, "Dad". With the worst premonition, he opened the envelope and read the letter with trembling hands:

Dear Dad,

It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm writing you. I had to elope with my new girlfriend because I wanted to avoid a scene with mom and you. I've been finding real passion with Joan and she is so nice-even with all her piercings, tattoos, and her tight Motorcycle clothes. But it's not only the passion dad, she's pregnant and Joan said that we will be very happy.

Even though you don't care for her as she is so much older than I, she already owns a trailer in the woods and has a stack of firewood for the whole winter. She wants to have many more children with me and that's now one of my dreams too. Joan taught me that marijuana doesn't really hurt anyone and we'll be growing it for us and trading it with her friends for all the cocaine and ecstasy we want. In the meantime we'll pray that science will find a cure for AIDS so Joan can get better; she sure deserves it! Don't worry Dad, I'm 15 years old now and I know how to take care of myself. Someday I'm sure we'll be back to visit so you can get to know your grandchildren.

Your son,

John

PS: Dad, none of the above is true. I'm over at the neighbor's house. I just wanted to remind you that there are worse things in life than my report card that's in my desk center drawer.

I love you!

Call when it is safe for me to come home.

Mother and child

A snippet I couldn't resist posting from the Daily Gyaan. Some good stuff!

Announcement of Upcoming (and just been) Birthdays!

First and foremost, my love, olivebranch!

*waits for applause*

Happy birthday baby for the 24th of September! Hope you had a great day and night! It was good to see all your favourite friends piled up in your lounge chatting and drinking. It was a great day, even if it was Grand Final day as well. Love you heaps babe!

*applause*

Next, someone even more fabulous! Me! Teehee. And of course my brother, who's birthday also happens to be the same day as mine; 18th November. (Valentines Day, do the math) This year I will be a staggering 20 years old! *falls over* While my brother will be a lovely 14. Thats right, 6 years apart exactly. I nearly had a stroke when I found out the girl who works with me is the same age as my brother! Oh no! Woe is me. *sniffles* That means my brother has to start working soon.... bwahahahahaha! Good luck bro!

*pause*

Last of the year, but definately not the least loved, my bestest buddy, Hannah! Woohooo!! I have been waiting for this day (21st December) for 2 years now!! The big 1-8! Yes! We can finally go out on the town legally! We're gonna rock this joint! The only problem with this is, its on a Wednesday, its 3 days before Christmas, one week before New Years, and YOU NEED ID!!! *breathes in and out* We need to get you a passport right now so we can enjoy these wonderful holidays together! Love you chicken, lets rock the night away! *headbangs*

That is all! Dismissed!

*breathes a sigh or relief*

Finally have a day off and now I can blog! And the question is yet again, "What should I blog about?" I ask myself this question every time because I'd like to keep my blog somewhat interesting and not all about me! You wouldn't think this would be hard, maybe it isnt for others, but I always seem to think of a great post while away from the computer, then when I come to be sitting here, can think of nothing! How frustrating. So perhaps I will cut the dribble and find something interesting to post today? *sheepish grin*