How to get out of a Test!

This has actually worked!

Guy: (late to class, talking to lecturer) I..I'm sorry I'm late, but can I do the test another time?

Lecturer: You better have a bloody good excuse!

Guy: Well, there's this girl I've really liked for ages, and right now she's in my apartment naked and she wants me to shag her brains out!

Lecturer: What are you doing here? Go!

Teehee!